This year I bought myself an iPod touch. Now, keep in mind I say this with all seriousness and I mean it 100%. It is the single greatest invention of recent years . Screw the inventions that are creating virtual medical miracles. Forget the developments in bio-feul and other gasoline alternatives. The iPod is the most awesome thing ever invented. No, I'm not even being paid to say that. hint hint iPod people... You know, I wish I get paid for hocking the stuff I tell you guys about.. Here and over on the YouTube channel, even though it has been a while since I've done the Product of the Week segement.
So anywho, back on topic. The iPod Touch does everything. It literally tells me where I am, provided there's a Wifi connection that I can access. It tells me how my stocks (if I had any) are doing. It tells me the weather. It tells me how to get from point A to point B. It lets me access my email. It lets me use the internet, and not just the crappy kind that your cell phone can get, but the full deal. It's pretty sweet.. Hello? Getting porn on the go? How better can it get?
I'll tell you! It holds video, lets me access iTunes right from the iPod itself, lets me browse my music simply by touch. AND has direct links to YouTube. I can watch myself on the go!

All in all, I'd like to finish this up by reaffirming my belief that the iPod Touch is the best thing to not only come out of Apple, but also the best thing to come into the consumer market and is truly a gift to the world.

Pfft fuck stem cell research. VIVA LA IPOD!